Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
i've created a new STD.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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