I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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