where am i from again
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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