Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Randomize
