Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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