Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I think your dad took our porno
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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