singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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