first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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