just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
