I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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