R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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