he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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