I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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