He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i came on her dog
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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