she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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