I wanna bring you to show and tell
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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