I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
