what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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