Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
BRING THE BAGELS
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
