In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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