I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I see more hoeing in ur future
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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