I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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