mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Randomize
