you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
