i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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