I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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