And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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