he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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