D3 body, D1 cock
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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