Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
