please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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