I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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