I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
that's an acceptable place to lick
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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