Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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