i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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