Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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