Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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