I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
she peed on how many people?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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