I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
The ass gains better be worth it
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