I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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