First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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