Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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