Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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