He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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