Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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