haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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