where does the pee come out of this thing
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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