I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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