Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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