Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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