Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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