A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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